Silkscreen poster with collection of annoying t-shirt slogans

2010
silkscreen size aprrox. A1
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Despite the high cost of living, it still continues to be very popular

Hukt awn fonix wurkt fur mee

IF I AGREED WITH YOU, WE’D BOTH BE WRONG

TEMPORARILY OUT OF MY MIND. PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE

I’m not trying to be difficult. It just comes naturally.

I’m not ANTI-SOCIAL I’m just not user friendly

X .CONFUSION X. UNCERTAINTY X. HAVOC – MY JOB HERE IS DONE

ADVICE is Cheap! Supply Always Exceeds Demand

I’ll try to be Nicer If you try to be smarter

SARCASM JUST ANOTHER SERVICE I OFFER

DNA National Dyslexic Association

I RECYCLE I WORE THIS SHIRT YESTERDAY

PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY KNOW EVERYTHING ARE ANNOYING TO THOSE OF US WHO ACTUALLY DO

im>u

Top Ten reasons to procrastinate
1.

It’s all mind over matter. If I don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

I googled your brain & the search returned “Object Not Found”

JENIUS

The truly educated never graduate

PROUD TO BE A PAIN IN THE (ASS)

T Super Teacher

Many have a photographic memory, some just don’t have any film!

I’d like to help you out (which way did you come in)

Don’t take LIFE TOO seriously, no one gets out ALIVE!

VIRTUALLY HERE

It’s better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt

Dare to be smart

EDUCATION IS WHAT IS LEFT WHEN WHAT HAS BEEN LEARNED HAS BEEN FORGOTTEN

I was a SLACKER before it was fashionable

BODY OF A GOD (UNFORTUNATELY IT’S BUDDHA)

Humility is all that keeps me from perfection

If you are reading this shirt you are too nosy

JV SPELING TEAM

If you think I don’t understand, I don’t have to pretend that I do

What does incognizant mean?

THE GUY BESIDE ME.. HAS NO FRIENDS

do i look like your therapist?

I’M KIND OF A BIG DEAL

It isn’t going to lick itself!

YEAH? WELL AT LEAST I’M NOT UGLY!

MARRIAGE WAS HER IDEA

I’m hotter than your girlfriend

If the VOICES i my head Don’t SHUT UP I’m going To POKE Them With A Q-TIP

I hate annoying people

You say bitch like it’s a bad thing

queen OF THE TRAILER PARK

STOP STARING AT MY CHEST

DON’T HATE ME BECAUSE I’M BEAUTIFUL HATE ME BECAUSE I HAVE HUGE BOOBS

I ain’t getting paid to entertain

YOU CAN LOOK BUT DON’T TOUCH

It’s a vegan thing. You wouldn’t understand.

WORK That Annoying Time Between Naps And Coffee Breaks

Save Tha Drama Fo Ya Mama

I could just tell you to go away..

I lose.

Can’t think… just botox’d my brain… can’t think…

I sell Clean Urine Call 1800-PotHead 100% Guaranted Or Pot Money Back

Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

It’s my job to be annoying!

CONCEITED WITH A REASON

Sexsi

VODKA connecting people

Lucky girl (strike)

I’m with stupid

Fuck google, ask me

Fuck google, you found me

Beer helps ugly men have sex since it’s invention

They say I was in Amsterdam, but I can’t remember

SEXIEST MAN ALIVE

I have a girlfriend, but you can still try

I’m not over my ex, but I’m up for random sex

Masturbation is not a crime

annoying

My parents always told me I cou ld bceome anything I wanted so I became an asshole
silkscreen t-shirt slogans
I hear voices.. and they don’t like you

I am not gay, but my boyfriend is

Love me tender, love met true, but fuck me hard

Summer lovers (hearts)no shirt tshirt slogans

Can you fuck as well as you dance?

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