Same shit, as always

(as read to an audience at Henk op de Helling techno festival, together with ‘SPAM’)

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.

For those of you not familiar with this quote from Forrest Gump.. I’ll repeat it ten more times.

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.

Fuck you, Forrest Gump.

Life is like a box of chocolates,
That is, when you get the cheap kind you don’t really want
Life is like a box of chocolates, people assume you like chocolates.
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never get the damn box of chocolates.
Life is like a box of chocolates, they’re all just as bad.
Life is like a box of chocolates, the chocolates have bugs in them
Life is like a box of chocolates, no-one leaves any for you
Life is like a box of chocolates, you paid more for it than it was worth
Life is like a box of chocolates, there are chocolates missing
Life is like a box of chocolates, they are past date and they sold them to you anyway
Life is like a box of chocolates, the dog of the person that gave them to you, slobbered all the chocolates in it’s saliva, after sniffing the females dogs ass
Life is like a box of chocolates, the chocolates are really turds
Life is like a box of chocolates, you are allergic to chocolate
Life is like a box of chocolates, the outside of the chocolate is normal but inside is filled with turd
Life is like a box of chocolates, you’d rather have gotten booze than chocolates
Life is like a box of chocolates, you can’t get drunk off chocolates
Life is like a box of chocolates, it’s always the same thing
Life is like a box of chocolates, you always give but you never get
Life is like a box of chocolates, there is too much build-up of expectations
Life is like a box of chocolates, too much of what you don’t need
Life is like a box of chocolates, going at it alone makes you look miserable
Life is like a box of chocolates, everyone else walks away with the good stuff
Life is like a box of chocolates, you’re supposed to be happy with it, but wish you didn’t have to pretend
Life is like a box of chocolates, you want the real expensive stuff but are stuck with cheap pralines
Life is like a box of chocolates, it gives you a toothache
Life is like a box of chocolates, in the end it turns into shit
Life is like a box of chocolates, you already know which chocolate is which, and are too bored to make a decision
Life is like a box of chocolates, sugarcoated trouble
Life is like a box of chocolates, when they used salt instead of sugar.
Life is like a box of chocolates, there’s not enough for everybody.
Life is like a box of chocolates, same shit as always.

Fuck you, Forrest Gump.

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