silkscreen size aprrox. A1
Despite the high cost of living, it still continues to be very popular
Hukt awn fonix wurkt fur mee
IF I AGREED WITH YOU, WE’D BOTH BE WRONG
TEMPORARILY OUT OF MY MIND. PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE
I’m not trying to be difficult. It just comes naturally.
I’m not ANTI-SOCIAL I’m just not user friendly
X .CONFUSION X. UNCERTAINTY X. HAVOC – MY JOB HERE IS DONE
ADVICE is Cheap! Supply Always Exceeds Demand
I’ll try to be Nicer If you try to be smarter
SARCASM JUST ANOTHER SERVICE I OFFER
DNA National Dyslexic Association
I RECYCLE I WORE THIS SHIRT YESTERDAY
PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY KNOW EVERYTHING ARE ANNOYING TO THOSE OF US WHO ACTUALLY DO
Top Ten reasons to procrastinate
It’s all mind over matter. If I don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
I googled your brain & the search returned “Object Not Found”
The truly educated never graduate
PROUD TO BE A PAIN IN THE (ASS)
T Super Teacher
Many have a photographic memory, some just don’t have any film!
I’d like to help you out (which way did you come in)
Don’t take LIFE TOO seriously, no one gets out ALIVE!
It’s better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt
Dare to be smart
EDUCATION IS WHAT IS LEFT WHEN WHAT HAS BEEN LEARNED HAS BEEN FORGOTTEN
I was a SLACKER before it was fashionable
BODY OF A GOD (UNFORTUNATELY IT’S BUDDHA)
Humility is all that keeps me from perfection
If you are reading this shirt you are too nosy
JV SPELING TEAM
If you think I don’t understand, I don’t have to pretend that I do
What does incognizant mean?
THE GUY BESIDE ME.. HAS NO FRIENDS
do i look like your therapist?
I’M KIND OF A BIG DEAL
It isn’t going to lick itself!
YEAH? WELL AT LEAST I’M NOT UGLY!
MARRIAGE WAS HER IDEA
I’m hotter than your girlfriend
If the VOICES i my head Don’t SHUT UP I’m going To POKE Them With A Q-TIP
I hate annoying people
You say bitch like it’s a bad thing
queen OF THE TRAILER PARK
STOP STARING AT MY CHEST
DON’T HATE ME BECAUSE I’M BEAUTIFUL HATE ME BECAUSE I HAVE HUGE BOOBS
I ain’t getting paid to entertain
YOU CAN LOOK BUT DON’T TOUCH
It’s a vegan thing. You wouldn’t understand.
WORK That Annoying Time Between Naps And Coffee Breaks
Save Tha Drama Fo Ya Mama
I could just tell you to go away..
Can’t think… just botox’d my brain… can’t think…
I sell Clean Urine Call 1800-PotHead 100% Guaranted Or Pot Money Back
Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
It’s my job to be annoying!
CONCEITED WITH A REASON
VODKA connecting people
Lucky girl (strike)
I’m with stupid
Fuck google, ask me
Fuck google, you found me
Beer helps ugly men have sex since it’s invention
They say I was in Amsterdam, but I can’t remember
SEXIEST MAN ALIVE
I have a girlfriend, but you can still try
I’m not over my ex, but I’m up for random sex
Masturbation is not a crime
My parents always told me I cou ld bceome anything I wanted so I became an asshole
I hear voices.. and they don’t like you
I am not gay, but my boyfriend is
Love me tender, love met true, but fuck me hard
Summer lovers (hearts)
Can you fuck as well as you dance?