Monologue for when at a grave

14 Dec

Do people talk to graves?
Have you ever talked to a grave?
Don’t people do it inside their heads?
Isn’t it in the head
Only yourself to count on
just another occasion to talk to myself
in the end it’s only yourself anyway
can’t expect everyone to party when I want to
so I’ll do it by myself

resurrect, baby
our incapability of dealing in a non-emotional way
we are by our emotions/ irrational
when people quietly ignore your wishes
chain of reactions
and get drunk without you
when you have Philip Glass stuck in your head and nobody knows,
everybody gives you a face but
it’s you with the dramatic soundtrack stuck on everything
Don’t listen to Queen. It’s bad for your health.

Wish they told you that..
Do you want to make music, or you smoke too many joints?
you boss knocks something over so you
don’t have time to talk yo your coworkers
you know what you did?
You put a song on repeat forever in my head

(please answer the first two questions in the comments)

Link

Script written for..

25 Sep

Script written for..

I wrote the script for Do You Believe in Love After Love , in student competition end of September at the Dutch Film Festival, directed by my friend and master for life Jovana Tokić

Silkscreen poster with collection of annoying t-shirt slogans

11 Sep

2010
silkscreen size aprrox. A1
***
Despite the high cost of living, it still continues to be very popular

Hukt awn fonix wurkt fur mee

IF I AGREED WITH YOU, WE’D BOTH BE WRONG

TEMPORARILY OUT OF MY MIND. PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE

I’m not trying to be difficult. It just comes naturally.

I’m not ANTI-SOCIAL I’m just not user friendly

X .CONFUSION X. UNCERTAINTY X. HAVOC – MY JOB HERE IS DONE

ADVICE is Cheap! Supply Always Exceeds Demand

I’ll try to be Nicer If you try to be smarter

SARCASM JUST ANOTHER SERVICE I OFFER

DNA National Dyslexic Association

I RECYCLE I WORE THIS SHIRT YESTERDAY

PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY KNOW EVERYTHING ARE ANNOYING TO THOSE OF US WHO ACTUALLY DO

im>u

Top Ten reasons to procrastinate
1.

It’s all mind over matter. If I don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

I googled your brain & the search returned “Object Not Found”

JENIUS

The truly educated never graduate

PROUD TO BE A PAIN IN THE (ASS)

T Super Teacher

Many have a photographic memory, some just don’t have any film!

I’d like to help you out (which way did you come in)

Don’t take LIFE TOO seriously, no one gets out ALIVE!

VIRTUALLY HERE

It’s better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt

Dare to be smart

EDUCATION IS WHAT IS LEFT WHEN WHAT HAS BEEN LEARNED HAS BEEN FORGOTTEN

I was a SLACKER before it was fashionable

BODY OF A GOD (UNFORTUNATELY IT’S BUDDHA)

Humility is all that keeps me from perfection

If you are reading this shirt you are too nosy

JV SPELING TEAM

If you think I don’t understand, I don’t have to pretend that I do

What does incognizant mean?

THE GUY BESIDE ME.. HAS NO FRIENDS

do i look like your therapist?

I’M KIND OF A BIG DEAL

It isn’t going to lick itself!

YEAH? WELL AT LEAST I’M NOT UGLY!

MARRIAGE WAS HER IDEA

I’m hotter than your girlfriend

If the VOICES i my head Don’t SHUT UP I’m going To POKE Them With A Q-TIP

I hate annoying people

You say bitch like it’s a bad thing

queen OF THE TRAILER PARK

STOP STARING AT MY CHEST

DON’T HATE ME BECAUSE I’M BEAUTIFUL HATE ME BECAUSE I HAVE HUGE BOOBS

I ain’t getting paid to entertain

YOU CAN LOOK BUT DON’T TOUCH

It’s a vegan thing. You wouldn’t understand.

WORK That Annoying Time Between Naps And Coffee Breaks

Save Tha Drama Fo Ya Mama

I could just tell you to go away..

I lose.

Can’t think… just botox’d my brain… can’t think…

I sell Clean Urine Call 1800-PotHead 100% Guaranted Or Pot Money Back

Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

It’s my job to be annoying!

CONCEITED WITH A REASON

Sexsi

VODKA connecting people

Lucky girl (strike)

I’m with stupid

Fuck google, ask me

Fuck google, you found me

Beer helps ugly men have sex since it’s invention

They say I was in Amsterdam, but I can’t remember

SEXIEST MAN ALIVE

I have a girlfriend, but you can still try

I’m not over my ex, but I’m up for random sex

Masturbation is not a crime

annoying

My parents always told me I cou ld bceome anything I wanted so I became an asshole
silkscreen t-shirt slogans
I hear voices.. and they don’t like you

I am not gay, but my boyfriend is

Love me tender, love met true, but fuck me hard

Summer lovers (hearts)no shirt tshirt slogans

Can you fuck as well as you dance?

29 Sep

Licht je keuzes toe over je leven in een TV-programma en wordt herinnerd aan wat er écht toe doet in het het leven. Pas als je spreektijd wordt teruggedrongen to vijf minuten, snap je waar het werkelijk over gaat, vier van de vijf minuten ben jij niet aan het woord, want wijsheid, zo is door anderen besloten, kan beter niet aan jou worden overgelaten. Als er met behulp van jouw beeld, zielig of ecstatisch, in combinatie met drie bevestigende antwoorden, de juiste conclusies kunnen worden getrokken, en het grotere geheel wat telt is vastgesteld, kan jij tevreden, voldaan en met nieuwe beseffen terug naar huis, maar niet voor het angstzweet voor de onherroepelijke teleurstelling je uitbreekt. Intussen ben je al gearriveerd, thuis en wel, waar je ook al niet telt.

from the WHAT summer notebook

29 Sep

29 Sep

The best medicine against feeling bad is to crawl into bed under a blanket and to be trying to prevent yourself from crying. You don’t leave from under the blanket until the feeling of ‘bad’ is over. It is allowed to order food from the bed, but only if the food can be taken in with a straw, through which you suck the food. Don’t allow anyone else near or under the blanket. In these moments of ‘bad’, isolation is key. Failing to take certain steps from this plan is a recipe for the failure of your self-treatment. When in doubt, try not to cry harder. When trying not to cry doesn’t work, assume an uncomfortable position for extended stretches of time. While it may never end, cheer yourself up with the thought that other people are not feeling bad.

from the WHAT summer notebook

29 Sep

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